Undead & Stoked

Click to watch satire mockumentary short Undead & Stoked

This UNDEAD & STOKED t-shirt is the smoothest thing you’ll throw on this side of the afterlife: soft, lightweight cotton with just enough stretch to keep you comfortable while the world quietly decays. Easy fit, clean feel. Flattering? In a “yeah, I’m still technically alive” kind of way.

The design is pure sun-bleached nonsense: Kyle McRotten, now fully committed to waves, wellness, and not eating brains. Catching clean lines, dropping into glassy sets, holding a yoga pose with half a face missing and zero concern. The vibe is high. The body count is (mostly) behind him. Something still smells off. No one mentions it. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Made on demand because bulk is for people who think this all ends well. Thanks for keeping it stoked at the end of days.

Manufacturer: FRAKKTUR

EU Responsible Person: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Cyprus (gpsr@sindenventures.com)

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